Though I haven’t written a thing for quite sometime I STILL PAY ATTENTION to the insanities foisted on the citizenry… MINUTE-BY-MINUTE!
And to that I hope that you remember a post about FOX GNUS’ Liz Trotta’s “call” for the assassination of, then candidate, Barack H. Obama. It took a while for her bosses to push her hemorrhoid pillowed desk chair out the door. And, with all the anger pointed towards the man, it seems that those wishing a method of his PRESIDENCY’S end are, and have been, patient in their planning, but ARE using the High Definition ruse of the media to [RED HERRING] a possible/ plausible scenario for the “EVENT”.
I’m certainly NOT sure that this is an ensuing moment of HIS story to come, but like “government’s” manipulation of “film” in [The Running Man], setting up “the shot” is going to take a LOT of [MIS(S)- DIRECTION] for the American public to focus on another Lee Harvey.
So, with ALL the doom and gloom that HAS draped “OUR” attentions I thought that you’d appreciate this morsel of [Mearth]/mirth that was blessed to me by a friend…
Official Announcement:The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn’t get more accurate than that!
Remember… we wanted change, but DIDN’T ask for BETTER denominations.









